I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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