I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
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His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
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I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
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