I need help removing her.
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
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