Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
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