Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
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There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
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I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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