Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
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i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
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After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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