She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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