i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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