Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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