just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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