with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
It's blow job season.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
Randomize
