He is such a slut. More and more my type.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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