Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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