So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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