I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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