Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
it was like eating out sand paper
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
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we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
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I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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