first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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