How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
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just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
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Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
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