Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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