Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I had to cum in my sink.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
