i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
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According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
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i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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