dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Do plants get herpes?
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