You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
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sorry about calling you the devil all night.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
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Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
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