don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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