So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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