Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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