How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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