you guys were way drunker than both of me
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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