he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
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