So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Tip for today: never try to fart and swallow at the same time. You'll end up choking on whatever you are currently swallowing and shit yourself from the freakout of choking.
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so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
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Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
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