yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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