I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
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