I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
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