Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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