I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
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