Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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