Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
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