just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
Randomize
