rhymes with "ouble enetration"
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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