we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
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I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
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I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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