shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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