Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
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i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
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i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
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