Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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