he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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