I wannas sexs uuuuu
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
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Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
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God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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