i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
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I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
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The air was thick with penises
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
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