Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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