I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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