I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
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Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
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This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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