i don't like sucking hair
I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
did i just pee glitter
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