okay pat passed out under dana's car
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
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So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
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No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
He did a backflip because drugs
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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