i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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