this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
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