I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
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