So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
tell me about the fingering
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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