No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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